why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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cats are pussies

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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