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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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