what goes boo a sock

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Womens basketball

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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