- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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