- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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