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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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