- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Antijokes...

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

field day?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

rent a cops

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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