- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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