What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Loperson

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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