- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Pianos.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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