What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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2 black kids walk into school

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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