- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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