what happened to your carpool? they died.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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