If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

A chicken walked into the bar...

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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