What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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