knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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