Maths.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

America

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How old are you? 7

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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