Wolfjob.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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