A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

im gay

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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