What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Fat people

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Womens rights.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

your mom is so fat.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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