- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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