- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

I read the terms of service.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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