- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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