- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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