- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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