Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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bologna

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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