What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Shltskc gw? G

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

WILLYS

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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