A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your so gay, that you like men!

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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