Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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