- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You bumder!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

hextech crafting too opieop

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

There once was this guy and he fell down

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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