What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Actually it was me Josh brown

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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