A Serbian Film

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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