Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Feminism

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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John Cena

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