- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

smell the vitamin C

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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