- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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