- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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