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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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