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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Your mums a potato

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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