- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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