- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What are annoying? Ads.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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