- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Robin, get in the batmobile

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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