Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

the WNBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

The Oakland Raiders

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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