a skinny sumo wrestler

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

su algato es en fuego

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A muslim paints Mohammed

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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