u know whats a crime? rape

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

I once did something.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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