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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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