Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

flavin's head

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

knock knock!? . . No.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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