I like that, but why am I happy?

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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