- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Women's Rights

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Poop

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

My Boyfriend

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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