What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Asian women drivers...

Okay.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

BIG PENIS

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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