- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

I don't believe in giraffes.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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