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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's two plus two? Window

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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