- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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