A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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