Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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nolan is gay

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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