- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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