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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Feminism

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

i named my son Frodo because he was little

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.