- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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