- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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