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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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