- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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