- Anti Joke

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ