What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Good afternoon.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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