A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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