- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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