What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Bark I'm a tree

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Fox News

Error 37.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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