Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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