Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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