why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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