- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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