Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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