What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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