Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Arrow in the Knee!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Chris is hairy

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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